Stand clear and mind your business with the “Back Off — I’ve Got Enough to Deal With Today Without Having to Make Your Death Look Like an Accident” t-shirt. Perfect for anyone whose patience is gone and sense of humor is gloriously twisted, this tee is the ultimate “do not test me” wardrobe move.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, it’s comfortable enough for everyday wear while making a bold (and slightly dangerous) statement. Wear it when you mean business — or when you just want a savage laugh.
Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Unisex fit, great for casual everyday wear
A darkly comedic conversation starter with serious attitude
Perfect gift for friends who love savage humor and blunt honesty
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
