Warning: zero patience left! The “Back Off, I’ve Got Enough To Deal With Today Without Having To Make Your Death Look Like An Accident” t-shirt is perfect for anyone who’s had one of those days. A mix of sass, sarcasm, and just the right amount of dark humor, this tee lets people know not to push their luck.
Made with a soft cotton blend and a comfortable unisex fit, it’s great for casual wear, lounging, or giving everyone a heads-up to tread lightly. A hilarious gift for coworkers, friends, or anyone who thrives on sarcasm and blunt honesty.
Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
Unisex fit, perfect for men and women
A funny, edgy conversation starter that makes a bold statement
Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |