Funny, edgy, and overflowing with zero-patience energy — this “Back Off, I’ve Got Enough To Deal With Today Without Having To Make Your Death Look Like An Accident” T-shirt is made for those who handle daily stress with sarcasm and a dark sense of humor.
It’s attitude, frustration, and over-the-top comedy all wrapped into one bold statement design that lets everyone know today is not the day to test your patience.
• Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear
• Bold, eye-catching text design with a darkly humorous, sarcastic vibe
• Ideal for casual wear, social outings, or everyday street style
• Great gift for sarcasm lovers, coworkers, friends, and anyone whose patience is running on empty but their sense of humor is still going strong
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |