Funny, dark, and unapologetically savage. The “I Avoid Shit Because I'm Afraid Of Me, Not You. My Temper Goes From Zero To Orange Jumpsuit Real Quick.” T-shirt takes anger management and turns it into a brutally hilarious warning. It’s the perfect exaggerated way to say that sometimes walking away is the smartest option when your patience is running dangerously low.
Perfect for sarcastic personalities, short-tempered jokers, dark-humor fans, and anyone who knows that avoiding unnecessary drama is better than dealing with the consequences, this tee brings attitude and comedy together in one unforgettable statement.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Bold, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, family members, or anyone with a hilariously short fuse
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
