The “Attention I Am Out of Order Until Further Notice” t-shirt is made for those days when patience runs dry and your tolerance for nonsense is at zero. With a sarcastic mix of honesty and humor, this tee lets everyone know your people filter is clogged and your “give a damn” batteries are completely drained. Perfect for work, errands, or anywhere you’re forced to deal with… well, people.
Crafted from a soft, breathable cotton blend, it keeps you comfortable even when your mood says otherwise. The unisex fit makes it a great choice for anyone who thrives on sarcasm and lives unapologetically unbothered.
Soft, lightweight fabric for all-day comfort
Unisex fit that flatters every shape and size
A hilarious tee for those who have officially checked out
Perfect gift for coworkers, friends, or anyone with zero patience left
Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |