At My Funeral Check My Pockets… I Probably Have Your Lighter. T-Shirt

For anyone whose habits come with a dash of troublemaking charm, this “At My Funeral Check My Pockets… I Probably Have Your Lighter.” T-shirt delivers humor with a perfectly sneaky twist. It’s the ideal tee for people who somehow end up with everyone else’s lighters and pretend it’s just part of their mysterious aura.

This shirt turns a notorious little habit into a hilariously dramatic confession, making it perfect for the friend who’s always “borrowing” flames and never returning them. Wear it when you want to spark laughter, tease your reputation, or remind everyone that even the afterlife won’t break your streak of collecting other people’s stuff.

• Soft, comfy fabric — perfect for lighting up conversations (but not returning lighters)
• Unisex fit — ideal for professional lighter-losers and casual mischief makers
• A hilarious gift for anyone who hears “Hey… have you seen my lighter?” way too often
• Guaranteed to spark giggles, side-eyes, and at least one person checking their pockets before you leave the room