Hilarious, cheeky, and just the right amount of self-deprecating humor—this t-shirt says it all. Featuring the witty phrase “At My Age The Closest I Get To Pole Dancing Is Gripping,” it’s the perfect tee for anyone who loves to laugh at the joys (and realities) of getting older.
Crafted from a soft cotton blend, it delivers comfort and style while letting your personality shine. Whether you’re wearing it to casual outings, family get-togethers, or just relaxing at home, this shirt is guaranteed to grab smiles and chuckles everywhere you go.
Soft, breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort
Classic unisex fit—great for both men and women
Bold, funny design perfect for everyday wear
A great gag gift for birthdays, retirement parties, or just because
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
