Funny, relatable, and painfully true. The “As I Get Older, I Don’t Really Sleep Anymore” T-shirt is made for anyone who’s discovered that a full night’s rest has slowly turned into a series of dozes interrupted by bathroom trips. It’s the perfect way to laugh at the realities of getting older.
Ideal for adults who appreciate humor rooted in real life, this tee pairs everyday comfort with a statement that instantly connects with anyone who’s been there (and is probably tired right now).
• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a casual, easygoing feel
• High-quality print designed to last
• Great for everyday wear, lounging, or gifting to someone who understands “sleep” a little differently these days
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
