For the professional smart-mouth. The “Are You Always a Smartass? Nope, Sometimes I’m Asleep” t-shirt is perfect for anyone whose sarcasm is a full-time job. Equal parts witty and cheeky, it’s a guaranteed laugh wherever you wear it.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, this tee delivers comfort while letting your humor shine. Ideal for casual days, hangouts, or any time you want your shirt to do the talking.
Premium cotton blend for comfort and durability
Unisex fit, perfect for everyday wear
Bold, sarcastic print that stands out
Great gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone fluent in sass
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
