Funny, confident, and gloriously petty. The “Among All The People Who Dislike Me, Not One Has A Private Jet. Very Low Budget Enemies.” T-shirt takes having haters and turns it into a hilarious status report. If you're going to have enemies, apparently they should at least be impressive enough to come with a private jet.
Perfect for confident personalities, sarcastic women, unapologetic jokers, luxury-humor fans, and anyone who loves a good roast at their own expense, this tee delivers big attitude with a clever punchline.
• Soft, breathable fabric for comfortable everyday wear
• Relaxed fit that pairs effortlessly with jeans, shorts, or casual outfits
• Bold, attention-grabbing print designed to spark laughs and reactions
• Great gift for friends, coworkers, siblings, or anyone whose haters clearly need a bigger budget
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
