Sleeping Is My Drug, My Bed Is My Dealer, and My Alarm Clock Is the Police T-Shirt

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Funny, relatable, and perfectly dramatic — the “Sleeping Is My Drug, My Bed Is My Dealer, and My Alarm Clock Is the Police” T-shirt is for those who take their sleep very seriously. It’s a hilarious take on the daily battle between comfort and responsibility.

Perfect for sleep lovers, night owls, and anyone who struggles to leave their bed in the morning, this tee turns everyday exhaustion into a laugh-out-loud statement.

• Soft, comfortable fabric for all-day wear
• Eye-catching design with a fun, relatable vibe
• Perfect for casual wear, lazy days, or lounging
• Great gift for those who would choose sleep every time

Size guide S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28
Chest (inches) 34–37 38–41 42–45 46–49 50–53 54–57

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