After My Funeral, I Want One of My Friends to Take My Phone and Text Everyone ‘Thanks for Coming T-Shirt

Darkly funny, bold, and perfectly cheeky. The “After My Funeral, I Want One of My Friends to Take My Phone and Text Everyone ‘Thanks for Coming’” T-shirt is for anyone who loves morbid humor and isn’t afraid to make a statement—even from beyond the grave. It’s a witty, laugh-out-loud take on life, death, and friendship.

Perfect for sarcasm lovers, dark humor enthusiasts, or anyone who enjoys pushing boundaries with a joke, this tee blends comfort with a punchline that’s guaranteed to get reactions.

• Soft, breathable fabric for all-day comfort
• Relaxed, unisex fit with a casual, effortless vibe
• High-quality print built to last
• Ideal for casual wear, parties, or gifting a friend who appreciates twisted humor