For those who love their comedy a little dark and delightfully inappropriate, this “After My Funeral I Want One of My Friends to Take My Phone and Text Everyone ‘Thanks for Coming’” t-shirt brings the perfect mix of morbid humor and mischievous charm. It’s the ultimate tee for anyone who likes to joke about their own legacy… and still be the center of attention even after they’re gone.
This shirt takes a grim moment and flips it into a wickedly funny final punchline. Wear it when you want to get laughs, raise eyebrows, or let the world know you plan to leave with one last iconic joke.
• Soft, comfy fabric—ideal for everyday wear, late-night giggles, or planning your dramatic exit
• Unisex fit—perfect for fans of dark humor, sarcasm, and chaotic energy
• A hilarious gift for friends who can’t resist a twisted joke
• Guaranteed to spark laughs, shocked silence, and someone saying, “You’re going to hell—and I’m coming with you”
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
