Some things just don’t make it onto the priority list. The “According To My Calendar I Am Not Going To Give A Shit Tomorrow Either” t-shirt is the ultimate uniform for anyone who masters the art of not caring.
Funny, bold, and effortlessly relatable, this tee is perfect for people who live stress-free and on their own terms. Wear it casually, while lounging, or anywhere you want to share a laugh—it’s guaranteed to get noticed.
Soft, breathable cotton blend for everyday comfort
Unisex fit—great for men and women alike
Perfect for casual wear, lazy weekends, or relaxed outings
A hilarious gift for friends with a laid-back, sarcastic sense of humor
Bold, witty, and unapologetically carefree
| Size guide |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| Width (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
| Chest (inches) |
34–37 |
38–41 |
42–45 |
46–49 |
50–53 |
54–57 |
